Uttered by my friends, who I just happen to work with. Thank God we're freelance and don't have to undergo any type of Sexual Harrassment seminars.
"I hope you don't mind I had to take a couple of sucks on yours because it was just getting too wet and oozing (insert retarded chuckle here, by both of us)"--referring to the iced blended coffee drink he picked up for me on the way to work.
"There I was, fiddling with my gun shooting pellets" --in reference to the weird dream he had the night before, referring to a paint gun, but my 12 year old brain took it a different way completely.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
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